Thursday, April 7, 2011

Kids Say The Darndest Things

(watch till the very end!)



Yesterday, on the way home from picking the girls up from school, I overheard this conversation:

Daughter #2 - "We had fish filets and cole slaw on the lunch tray today.  What is cole slaw, anyway?"

Daughter #1 - "I'm not sure.  I know its something mushy and I know old people eat it."

Today on the way to school number 2, I heard this conversation:

Son - "You're not a sister!"

Daughter - "Yes I am!  I'm your sister and you're my brother because you're a boy and I'm a girl."

Son - "No, I'm not a brother and I'm not a boy!  I'm a Mac!"

My mother always told me to keep a journal of the things the children say, because I would forget them!  Well, wouldn't you know that she was right, but I never did.  My kids keep me in stitches all the time.  I ran across this quiz that you are supposed to give to your children (blank questionaire is included down below.)  You ask the questions and then write down their answers.  It's cute to see what they say.  Two years ago, I "interviewed" my daughters, who were 6 and 9 at the time.  Here are their responses:

1. What is something mom always says to you?
M - "Hi, Punkin"
A-"Time For Bed!"

2. What makes mom happy?
M - "When I do what I'm supposed to do"
A-"When I Don't Bother her!"

3. What makes mom sad?
M - "when I disobey her"
A-"When I bother her."

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
M - " She says funny things."
A-"I don't really know."

5. What was your mom like as a child?
M - "happy...I don't know!"
A-"Oh that's hard!"

6. How old is your mom?
M & A -"30"

7. How tall is your mom?
M - "lets see, I'm 52" so 62 or 72"
A- 3'6"

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
M _ "Play the wii."
A-"I would say play the wii"

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
M - watch tv, takes naps and take care of Mac"
A- "watches tv and sits on the couch"

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
M - "for being a florist"
A-"writing books"

11. What is your mom really good at?
M - "making flower arrangements"
A-"cooking!"

12. What is your mom not very good at?
M - this one's hard! she's good at a lot of things"
A-"gymnastics"

3. What does your mom do for her job?"
M - "she doesn't go to work, but she takes care of us and loves us"
A-"take care of my baby brother, she doesn't really have a job, but to do that"

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
M - "nachos from TaMolly's"
A-"breakfast tacos"

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
M - "when she cooks really good meals"
A-"how well she takes care of me"

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
M - "Sunny or Sunny's mom"
A-"she would be on Sunny With A Chance, she would be Sunny's mom"

17. What do you and your mom do together?
M - "crafts and watch tv and play games"
A-"play the wii"

18. How are you and your mom the same?
M - "we both are smart"
A- "we have the same color hair and eyes"

19. How are you and your mom different?
M - "we are different ages"
A-"I don't really know"

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
M - "because she cares for me and tells me that she loves me"
A-"Because she says I love you"

21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
M - TaMolly's
A-"Bowling Alley"

22. Why does Mommy like Daddy?
M - "Because he's funny and nice!"
A-"Because they went to school together"



Kid Questionare


1. What is something mom always says to you?

2. What makes mom happy?

3. What makes mom sad?

4 How does your mom make you laugh?

5. What did your mom like to do when she was a child?

6. How old is your mom?

7. How tall is your mom?

8. What is her favorite thing to watch on TV?

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?

11. What is your mom really good at?

12. What is your mom not very good at?

13. What does your mom do for her job?

14. What is your mom's favorite food?

15. What makes you proud of your mom?

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?

17. What do you and your mom do together?

18. How are you and your mom the same?

19. How are you and your mom different?

20. How do you know your mom loves you?

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?

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